Word PLay
sent by lady ...
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi!
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2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
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4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
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5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.
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6. If a dog gave birth to puppies near the road
6. If a dog gave birth to puppies near the road
would it be fined for littering?
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7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
Police are looking into it.
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11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
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13. I wondered why the football kept getting bigger.
13. I wondered why the football kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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14. A sign on the lawn at a
14. A sign on the lawn at a
drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
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15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet!'
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16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
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18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray
is now a seasoned veteran.
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19. A backward poet writes inverse.
19. A backward poet writes inverse.
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20. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
20. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it’s your count that votes!
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21. When cannibals ate a missionary,
21. When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.
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22. Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!
22. Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!
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23. The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a littlebehind in his work.
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(please keep in mind this is 'word play')
Labels: humor- some more than others
posted by Raao @ 3:41 PM
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